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Teeth
I’ve been wanting to see this one for a while, I just never really had a chance to. The synopsis of the movie seemed pretty interesting, and the one partial clip I was able to view online seemed pretty...
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Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Okay, this write up is going to happen in two parts. Just so you’re aware. Read on through the first part if you’re getting frustrated with me, because the second part will be more thorough. I saw the...
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Candyman
There’s exactly one movie on this planet that ever terrified me enough to give me lasting nightmares and long term issues with mirrors at night. This is that movie. I started my horror movie watching...
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The Haunting Of Molly Hartley
While I don’t feel as if I wasted precious minutes of my life by watching this movie, it certainly isn’t one that has made any huge impact in my life. Seeing it, not seeing it, doesn’t really matter....
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Rockabilly Vampire
Yeah. Uhm. Yep. It’s not the best movie ever. The story kind of goes nowhere. Certain things are likely collecting dust in somebody’s basement version of a cutting room floor, leaving out essential...
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Gabriel
Alright. See, I went into this with the idea that it wasn’t going to be very good. I mean, I don’t recall it ever even being in theaters. I hadn’t even heard of it until I saw it in Netflix. I’ve been...
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It – Movie VS Book
Alright. So when I finally read It, I enjoyed it quite a bit. I thought that I would immediately pick up the movie and sit down and have a watch, but that didn’t happen until today. As I have...
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An American Haunting
Oh, how I tried to like you, movie. I tried so very hard. You had so many elements that I find enjoying. So very many of them. It started, but didn’t end, with Donald Sutherland. I know, not everything...
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Pet Sematary
I have finally become upset over a Stephen King novel. And it’s probably not for any reasons that people normally get upset over them. I discovered myself increasingly uncomfortable about a third of...
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Let The Right One In/Let Me In
I’m sure we all recall how I feel about the book and the movie Let The Right One In, yes? That I adore it to pieces and make everybody watch it. When it was announced that there was going to be an...
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Mogworld
I can say it – I’m actually pleasantly surprised at how fun and entertaining this book was. I was highly amused the whole time I was reading it. I really enjoyed the book, and hope that he writes more...
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The Vanguard
I know this was a requested movie. Somebody said that they wanted me to review it, but I can’t think of who it was now. Whoever you are? I’m sorry. But I couldn’t get any further than about 10 minutes...
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Dante’s Inferno
Have you ever been really bad at a game you really loved? I haven’t. Well, not until Dante’s Inferno. And that sounds really arrogant, but it’s true. When I find a game that I adore, it’s like I...
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House (Not the show. DEAR GOD, NOT THE SHOW)
This is not a writeup about the show House, where a snarky doctor pops Vicodin and solves medical mysteries. If that’s what you’re looking for, turn back now. This has nothing to do with that show, and...
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Autumn (So… there’s a movie?)
Imagine my surprise, if you will, as I come upon this in the Netflix Instant selection. I think to myself “No, it can’t be…can it?” And it is. I was a little shocked at first that this movie had come...
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The Walking Dead – A little more
I’m starting to wonder if this show is not so much stealing ideas from other zombie movies as it is giving homage to them by including scenarios and scenes in what they’re doing. Very noticeably, I’ve...
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Wit’ch Storm
Sigh. Alright. I don’t remember the first one being this grammatically bad. There was a reiteration of my hate toward apostrophes being placed into words that didn’t need them, which seemed to me to be...
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Dylan Dog
I didn’t know anything about this movie going into it. I just saw it on Netflix and thought it sounded ridiculous, and decided that one day I would watch it. I had no idea that it was a comic, let...
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Splatterhouse
You ever have a game that you see on the shelf every time you go into the store and you keep thinking that it might be fun, and it certainly looks (from the cover) like a game that is right up your...
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The Cabin In The Woods – Watched!
I had a lot of fun with this movie. A lot. A LOT. I mean, I knew going in that it would be along my lines of enjoyment, you don’t have that many people telling you to watch it only to come out on the...
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